Opened Lucrative Gift of Mercantilism

This fabulous gift was awarded to every capitalist who completed at least one trade on the RoblEX. A gift wrapped in money? Now that's classy. It's going to be ironic when you see what is inside... Well it WAS going to be a bail out plan. But then I decided that was lame. So you get a vortex of money instead! That's the change we need!